FLYING THE BIRDS

FLYING BIRDS WITHOUT FEATHERS

OKAY, SO MAYBE THE PAGES TITLE IS A LIL MISLEADING, BUT HEY, IT IS MY PAGE, AND I WILL MISLEAD,TAKE YOUR LEAD, PLAY A LEAD, HELL ID EVEN "LEAD" A HORSE TO WATER, IF I DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE IT, AND AT THE MOMENT I DO SO.........

.....SO, PREPARE YERSELF, THIS PAGE ISNT FOR THE EASILY INTIMIDATED OR FAINT OF HEART AND THOSE PEOPLE WHO FIND THEMSELVES EASILY OFFENDED SHOULD PROLLY KICK ROCKS ABOUT NOW. OKAY FORWARNED IS FOREARMED, LETS PROCEED AND LOOK AT SOME PICTURES OF PEOPLE LETTING THEIR BIRDS FLY.

THE DONDO MEISTER FLIES EM WITH AN ATTITUDE

FLYING THE BIRD ISNT JUST FOR RECREATION, HERE KIM SHOWS US THE WORK PLACE IS OK

EVEN CRIMINALISTIC UNDER ACHEIVERS LET THEIR BIRDS FLY

AS WELL AS YOUNG PEOPLE IN LOVE AND LUST

AND OLD HARD TIMERS FLY THEIR BIRDS TOO

EVEN EX PREACHERS WHO HAVE TURNED INTO COUNSELORS ARE DOING IT

AND THEIR CLIENTS ARE TOO

AND DEE DEE FLIES DOUBLES WITH OUT EVEN LOOKING BACK

AND Mr BOUCHARD FLIES HIS BIRD WITH THE BEST OF EM

LIL ALEXIS CAN FLY HER BIRD JUST AS GOOD AS HER GRAMPA MIKEY CAN

EVEN DEMONS LIKE ERIKFROMHELL FLY THEIR BIRDS FREELY

AND HERE WE SEE PAUL WHO KEEPS HIS BIRD UNDER WRAPS (STILL FLYING IT THO)

EVEN THE WORLDS GREATEST DRUMMER JOHNNY D FLIES EM WITH PRIDE

SOME PEOPLE (LIKE ME) LOOK SO GOOD FLYING THEIR BIRD THAT THEY TRY TO PHOTOGRAPH THE REFLECTION OF THEMSELVES DOING SO

EVEN THE MASTER OF DISASTER, BIG STEVE CANT RESIST FLYING THE BIRD

SAME THING GOES FOR HIS OL LADY SHERRI

I FLY MY BIRD CLOSE UP AND IN YER FACE

UNLESS I FLY WITH MY BUDDY ROCKETMAN

CARRIE'S BIRD FLIES WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF COFFEE

AND JOANNE LIKES TO LOOK YOU STRAIGHT IN THE EYES WHILE SHE FLIES HER BIRD

OR THE OPPOSITE, LET HER BIRD FLY WITH OUT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING YOU, I DONT KNOW WHICH IS WORSE,LOL

NOBODY CAN FLY A BIRD LIKE Mr "PAULLY" BLANKENSHIP (WOULD YOU BUY A FLOOR FROM THIS MAN?)

HERE WE SEE POP SHOWING US THAT ANYTIME....

WHETHER IT IS SHOP TIME....

.....OR NAP TIME, IT IS THE RITE TIME TO FLY YER BIRD

LIL RIC FLIES AND RIDES AT THE SAME TIME

AND BOBBI FLIES HER BIRD UP HER ASS (OR YOURS)

AND JOHNNY DEE CAN FLY DOUBLES EVEN WHEN CONSTIPATED (MAYBE HE AND BOBBI SHOULD HOOK UP?)

AND HOT LIL NICOLE CAN FLY HER DOUBLES WHILE GIVING YOU AN OPINION EVEN

EVEN THE LATE GREAT MAN IN BLACK JOHNNY CASH WAS KNOWN TO LET THE BIRD FLY AT TIMES

AND MADONNA LETS HER BIRD FLY WHILE ASKING "WHATS THAT SMELL LIKE?"

EVEN PRESCHOOLERS CAN LET THEIR BIRDS FLY

WHILE BROTHER RYDER LIKES TO FLY DOUBLES

..... AND TRIPLES,(NICE SET OF DOUBLES YA GOT RUTHIE)

WAIT IS THERE A PATTERN HERE? WAS CHRIS GOING FOR MORE DOUBLES?

FLYING THE BIRD IS EVEN SOMETHING YOU CAN DO AS A GROUP

EVEN BIRDS, LIKE PICASSO, ENJOY FLYING THE BIRD

MY EX POOKI, ENOUGH SAID

SPECIAL NOTE: MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE......NOT!!!

HEY! WANNA FLY ME THE BIRD? DO YOU CRAVE TO BE IMMORTALIZED IN CYBER SPACE GIVING THE OL SALUTE? THEN SEND ME THE PIC (.jpg format please, if the picture is too big hotmail.com wont allow it thru)) AND I WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN. LIKE KID ROCK SAYS ,"FINGER IN THE AIR AND THE FLAGS STILL WAVING"

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